2012-11-29 [kittykittykitty]: *shakes pompoms* Stephen for Queen of Elpa... hey, the page is empty >:(

2012-11-30 [Stephen]: rotfl


I'm moderating, I couldn't enter if I wanted to. How about KITTY for Queen of Elfpack?

2012-12-16 [Morgoth]: *preemptively clears off a spot on his mantle for where the Queen of Elfpack trophy will go*

2012-12-27 [GlassCasket]: Mort, i am not never going to vote for you.

2012-12-27 [Morgoth]: *breaks down and starts sobbing all over his royal gown*

2012-12-27 [Stephen]: Hm, that'll be a costly dry cleaning bill.

2012-12-28 [GlassCasket]: It's a double negative!!!

2012-12-29 [Morgoth]: YOU'RE a double negative! *violently blows snot into his royal gown*

2012-12-29 [GlassCasket]: then i am a positive? :D

2012-12-29 [sammie h!]: Ha Ha Ha u positive, errm let me just go to the hospital, think i'm gonna die of laughter *faints*

2013-01-26 [Schlachter]: I think there should be a requirement that anyone who does not log in at least once a month lose the title of Queen after they acquire the title.

2013-02-03 [Morgoth]: Remember, my constituents! If elected queen, I'll have your cake and eat it too!

2013-02-03 [Schlachter]: Can we have the icing at least? You don't want that part... it will make you fat & unqueenly...

2013-02-04 [Stephen]: 2013-01-26 [Schlachter]: I think there should be a requirement that anyone who does not log in at least once a month lose the title of Queen after they acquire the title.

I kind of like that idea.

2013-02-04 [sammie h!]: Same, shall we do a vote lol?

2013-02-05 [Schlachter]: [Stephen] Well it makes sense right? If they're not infatuated enough with Elfpack to take their role as queenie... at least once a month, I mean that should be automatic relinquishment of the title...

2013-02-05 [GlassCasket]: Why would we vote on something that is common sense?

2013-02-05 [Schlachter]: My meth is my common sense. & since I do not have any, I also do not have any. I vote for [Morgoth]... but only because he promises me meth.

2013-02-05 [Schlachter]: You know what? I would like to see everyone's face if someone like Lady Gaga signed up on Elfpack one day...bored shitless because it's not like there's much to do in California other than work.

2013-02-05 [GlassCasket]: METH!!!

2013-02-05 [Stephen]: It'd be interesting to see Lady Gaga on Elfpack. xD

2013-02-05 [GlassCasket]: A bit strange...but perhaps fitting?

2013-02-05 [Schlachter]: [Stephen] thing is, it CAN happen. There should be a vote on who wants a celebrity to show up here (preferably a she) so we can harass & troll her & use her to our claim to fame -- as well as ensure all the other women here feel horribly inferior to her & start dating anorexia like real women should... no okay, I'm joking you're all beautiful people.
But who would think that would be a GOOD thing?

2013-02-06 [Stephen]: xDDD

That would be a very nice thing. I wonder if it would ever work out.


Although in theory, we'd want Opera (female) or Justin Beiber (Male).

2013-02-06 [Schlachter]: I did not hear the mention of "Justin Bieber"...
no...
absolutely NOT!

2013-02-06 [sammie h!]: Aaah hate him. :)

2013-02-06 [Stephen]: We all do. :P

But he'd certainty attract members. xD

2013-02-06 [sammie h!]: True, the younger version. (:

2013-02-06 [Schlachter]: Okay... but that would force me to use the block button. I will have nothing to do with it! Do you hear me? I wash my hands clean of this...

2013-02-06 [sammie h!]: Ha Ha. :)

2013-02-06 [Schlachter]: ... what have I done?? & to think I am the one who suggested this idea...
What have I done...
How did it come to this...

2013-02-06 [Stephen]: rotfl. xD

Isn't that always how it goes? Come up with an amazing course of action, suggest it, watch others and the people in power twist it into something terrifying and completely opposing your original idea? :3

2013-02-06 [sammie h!]: ha ha. :)

2013-02-06 [Schlachter]: You can enjoy your fates of death-by-Bieber. God what have I done...
This conversation is over. I do not know what you are talking about o.0' what idea? Who? Me? That's crazy talk!

2013-02-06 [Stephen]: Good solution, side-step the issue. ;3

2013-02-06 [Schlachter]: Stop it! Stop it now!
o.0' *twitches*
I have no clue what you are talking about.

2013-02-06 [Stephen]: If Justin Beiber joins, I'll request that he personally sing you a song. <3

2013-02-06 [Schlachter]: You are sick!
Sick! Sick! Sick!
I don't want to hear it!

2013-02-07 [Stephen]: He can sing you his signature song, Baby. :P

2013-02-07 [sammie h!]: Baby baby bay ooohh <-- ^{something like that}

2013-02-07 [Schlachter]: Seriously... not funny o.0'... I'll...
I'll report you!... to... uh...
okay.

2013-02-07 [sammie h!]: Ha ha. :) x

2013-02-07 [Schlachter]: YOU GUYS ARE CREEPING ME OUT!!! It's not funny! Even [Morgoth] isn't that horrifying!
Sick! Seriously sick!

2013-02-07 [sammie h!]: You know he's your secret idol lol. :)

2013-02-07 [Schlachter]: NEIN!!!
You did not just say that...
you did not just say that.
Take it back.

2013-02-07 [sammie h!]: You know you have his face as a tattoo ha ha. :)

2013-02-07 [Schlachter]: HAH!
Now you're just trying too hard...
Tattooing his face anywhere is enough indication that it is time to do what lemmings do.

2013-02-07 [Stephen]: Poor, innocent, sweet, loving and kind Justin, so much hatred when all he does is bring good will and love to the world with his singing.


You see, he makes people unite. It may be a universal hatred of him and desire to see him burn, but it's still uniting people under one common ideal.


He should be praised. 

2013-02-07 [sammie h!]: Ha ha, there is a funny video of him walking into a door on youtube, as funny as a horse cross a kangaroo *Random*

2013-02-07 [Schlachter]: How touching [Stephen]...
I swear I will never forget this...

2013-02-07 [Stephen]: I'm not sure if I should be fearful of that statement. :3

2013-02-07 [Schlachter]: YOU SHOULD BE FEARFUL OF THE BIEBER!!!

2013-02-08 [Schlachter]: ...the Bieber...
beware the Bieber...
o.0'

2013-02-08 [Deg]: You be talking bad about the Biebs?!

2013-02-09 [Schlachter]: Be you talking good about the Bieber?
I swear I better not hear anything but foulness about him from your lips... well... read... & keystrokes.

2013-02-09 [Deg]: OH man he's my idol! I have posters of him all over my room. He's seriously the new Elvis or whatever.

...

I'm...I'm kidding. I promise. LOL

2013-02-09 [Schlachter]: NEIN VERDAMMT!
oh...
Don't scare me like that... it's not funny. If I didn't know any better, you Sammie & Stephen are trying to boil up under my skin...

2013-02-09 [Deg]:

2013-02-09 [Schlachter]: You...
ALL OF YOU!
How
dare
you...